expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
chinaija: teajustforthequeen: blackandbearded: Black love is making sure your queen never falls asleep without her bonnet on or without a silk pillowcase. Omg this is real love!!!!!
gabifresh: francetajohnson: thedevilslapdance: kanye is stressed out yo. mannnnnn, I just laughed so fucking hard. aw i feel bad for them :(